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Corny but good

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Corny but good
« on: March 12, 2008, 11:31:08 AM »
There is an International Beer Convention being held in Dublin and all the major brewers are there. After the convention is over all the lads decide to go out for a couple and out they go to the local.

Mr. Annheiser orders a Bud Lite. Mr. Busch orders a Michelob Ultra.

Mr. Miller orders a Miller.

Mr. Coors orders a Coors, naturally.

When the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what'll he be having, he orders a Coke. His friends are amazed. "Arthur, why don't you have a Guiness?", they ask.

"Fellas," he says, " if you're not going to have a beer, then I won't have one either."
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me-di-o-cre /midi'o'k'r/ –adjective
1. of only ordinary or moderate quality; neither good nor bad; barely adequate.
2. rather poor or inferior.
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Re: Corny but good
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2008, 01:27:10 PM »
Ha ha ha!   Grin
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Re: Corny but good
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2008, 11:45:14 AM »
Sad but true. Too bad most of the USA doesn't know what real beer is... Embarrassed
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Re: Corny but good
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2008, 07:59:48 AM »
Quote from: Greg on March 16, 2008, 11:45:14 AM
Sad but true. Too bad most of the USA doesn't know what real beer is... Embarrassed

That's why smart, thirsty people have friends like the home brewers in CAMRA. It is the only way to get the really good stuff.
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